#fancypants au because thats still a thing

[mrrookidee]

I drew him,, the boy @twizzlebuzz

[aviviary]

Incomplete list of weird crack nonsensical AUs I’ve made

Apollo Justice except Apollo has wings he has to hide from everyone.

Steven Universe except all the gems are horse racers except instead of horses they race gryphons and dragons and shit. Also Peridot was a sky acrobat for some reason.

Gravity Falls except half of the population are now human animal hybrids because the spoiler machine actually did cause the apocalypse. (Was an actual thing, apocalypsefalls on tumblr, before I seriously grew bored of it.)

Apollo Justice except Apollo is a pirate and Edgeworth is a DJ. I don’t know either, it’s just in my files...

Splatoon except Callie and Marie had a big falling out, Callie went on to be a shitty pirate who eventually went blind because of a physically abusive captain and Marie became time police. Eventually the two come together and they discuss how shitty their lives are.

A ton of Peridot AUs including: Peribot (she’s a robot preloaded with tetris), Tuxedot (fancypants Peri trying to fit in with elite society) and Gamer Peri (which I still get asks for.)

Taking a second to brag about the fact that I headcanoned Peridot’s weapon to be a blaster before it even happened in the show and my design was totally cooler

i know i’m not the only one but im still happy about it

MLP except there’s a secret underground mafia/speakeasy group led by Twilight Sparkle. I think I wrote a fic of this in between 7th and 8th grade.

WoW except time and space are co-governed by a group of people known as the Vaseili realmskippers that are able to cross into multiple dimensions of the same place. The skippers are meant to ensure the major events of the timeline remain consistent among realms. Literally my mind going “what if there’s an in universe reason for all the realms having the same story.”

LazyTown except they’re all furries. (this one was more of a joke that went too far)

Splatoon in which Callie and Marie are taken in as prisoners of war by the Octolings, who in turn show them how shitty life is in basically the slums of Inkopolis and convince them to help reach a peaceful agreement with the Inklings. Also war stories from a weirdly fleshed out OC named Cosmo.

Undertale except Sans has a gasterblaster dragon that he tames and takes care of.

PAW Patrol (thats right) except a realistic society in which dogs are taken advantage of and kept in a search and rescue/police facility in Alaska as expendable units, only interacted with by machines and pilots as they’re assigned to complete deadly missions no human wants to risk taking. Nothing they can do about it, they’re fucking dogs.

Another Splatoon AU (whoops) in which some race of sea dragon monsters takes over the overworld of Inkopolis and the Inklings AND Octolings are both cast away to the sewers where they need to work together to start rebuilding society and taking back the surface. Callie and Marie team up with two Octoling characters I forget the name of who are the equivalent of the squid sisters in the Octoling world to organize rescue operations to save inklings and octolings from the surface and deep within Octo Valley. Marie dies early on, and I actually had a few fanfics about this... Probably the most fleshed out one of anything here pardon Apocalypse Falls.

Neopets (actually this is more like a headcanon) except the user using the site is (ic anyway) one of the last remaining humans after the majority of Neopets have evolved more humanoid bodies and complex thinking far surpassing humans that once kept them as pets. Humans that sided with their movement for power were turned into Faeries, and only a few humans are left for historic reasons to care for pets that don’t have the humanoid adaptations. You are under close scrutiny by the Neopets Team and a step out of line can mean being “phased out” of the gracious historical opportunity for you to live.

ok i dont think there’s any more beyond me really really stretching far into my past, bleeding into crossover territory, or getting into AUs of my or my friends’ characters... I can probably pull up art of some of these from long ago if y’all’s interested??? not that anyone would be lmfao